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A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself. Approaching the friend, he comments, "You look terrible. Whats the problem?" "My mother died in June, and left me $10,000", said the friend. "Gee, thats tough", he replied. "Then in July", the friend continued, "My father died, leaving me $50,000".

The man looking concerned says, "Wow. Two parents gone in two months. No wonder you're depressed". The friend continues, "And last month my aunt died, and left me $15,000".

"Three close family members lost in three months??? How sad!"

"And then this month," the friend said,

"... Nothing! Not a single dime!"